et out of the car, realize I left my badge in my wallet which is in my purse at home. Take walk of shame to the front desk. Have to tell parking nazi security guard I forgot my badge. Get a temp one. Go upstairs and sit at my desk. Realize I forgot to create a bibliography for my stupid paper. Knock that out while answering calls. Have a really good talk with bossman and remember for the 349th time how glad I am to have him back as my boss. Pass the time until 11:30 and realize I can't print my paper at BSU because I don't have my wallet. Panic a minimal amount. Decide to print it at work. Finally get paper printed and it's not 11:45. Worry I'll be late for class. Run down the the atrium and try to scan out and can't. Scan my badge again, still can't. Realize I have a visitor badge and have to go out the front door. Scream "nnnnnoooooooooo" like Tom Haverford in my head and ROFL. Walk through the building to the front desk. Walk around outside of building to car. It's now 11:55. Make it to 12 o'clock class at 12:10. Am locked out of class and laughed at. Enjoy the humor in that. Watch Seabiscuit and contemplate what the girls name is that I've sat next to all semester. Decide to glance at her paper and remember it's Kristin. Note it's spelled extra lame. Go go Deli George and get a sammich. Go back to work and tummy has a happy. Go downstairs to get a drink and get made fun of by cafeteria dude for liking Demi Lovato. Think of witty retort but brain is too tired. Get scared multiple times while at work due to scaring competition between friends. Laugh at that. Try hard to focus on work but can't. Quietly fart at desk just as friend walks over. Warn friend to run. Think how good of a friend I am. Pull it together and leave at 7:30. Drive to Meridian to meet with Jann about housesitting for a couple weeks. Meet her dogs and want to snuggle their faces off. Try to stop at Target on the way home for toilet paper but take a wrong turn somewhere and end up going to Wal-Mart instead. Spend ENTIRELY too long at Wal-Mart. Buy a punkin for punkin carving Friday. Think the entire time how all I want to do is be in my bed. Come home and unload unnecessary items. Go pee. Forget the t.p. and ROFL at the irony. Take a shower and debate eating dinner but deciding not to. Put on pajama's and get in bed. Want an Oreo but too lazy to get up. Go on Facebook and read notifications. Write unbelievably long status update. Thank God for giving me such an amazing life. Literally stop to count my blessings. Think about how awesome sleep will be. Close interwebz and turn on music. Go to sleep and start all over again.